STAFFORD, Bertrand Cosmo

[bertrand cosmo stafford]

BERTRAND COSMO STAFFORD

Hey, my name is... Bertrand Cosmo Stafford
But most call me... Bertie... or Trand... or Cosmo.... or Bert... or BE-tter to have met me than to have not met me at all... or as my friend Kit likes to call me Beanie (After Bernie Bott Beans if you didn't catch that)... or as Caleb likes to call me Mr. Bertside (that's my favorite)
If you want to, you can label me... bisexual
I've been on this earth for... 18
Which means I was born... January 20th
I'm a... student
And only a... 3rd year (18 year old third year I know but that's my friend Kit is and yeah) I'm totally not secretly in love with him
I have power over...fire (Caleb likes using my fire for his pyromania)

My eyes are... Sexy Green
And my hair is... This sort of brownish... I dunno it's really sexy
One could say... Well, that I'm very sexy. I mean look at me how could you resist this bod. It's just so asdfghjkl... I mean Just look at it. You're so jealous of my sparklyvampire good looks.

Anyway I'm tallish not as tall as Caleb or Kit, but I guess on the tall side. I think I'm probably just normal height and just think I'm tall. I'm devilishly handsome and all the boys... and girls love me because omg who wouldn't Kit. Ooooh sometimes I like to draw mustaches on pieces of paper and cut them out then tape them to my face.
I'm normally seen wearing... Ummm clothes... I really don't put too much thought into what I'm wearing. well, anything that will impress Kit
And I supposedly look like... Chris Kendall (aka Crabstickz because jdsfkahjgklhs)

All round, I'm... A very sexy person. I don't have many friends because I can be a bit of a bitch all the time. But, I'm really cool once you get to know me, at least I think so. I'm not outgoing. I have a temper and well that comes with being a fire fae I guess. Which I got from my V-mom who's my actual mother. Not that I don't love them equally cause I do it's just yeah, would really like to know who my dad is... I'd like to know if he's a fae, is he human? Sorry done with my little tangent.
I'm in love with... Kit ummm my friends (Kit and Caleb), umm fake mustaches, umm superheroes, manikinis (because they show off my bod like nothing else), jelly beans, Kit
Though I detest... most people... Kit not loving me back, people who think I'm not hot (see most people), oh tumblr being down, Caleb when he's pushy because he gets really super pushy sometimes and I dun like it... I don't like using my powers all the time Ca-Ca.
But my best assets are... My sexiness, umm and I can make this really cool ball of fire that's just like woah amazing... You're all jealous of my fiyahh powers
However my worst... I hate most people and I can get really bad temper if someone pushes me hard enough for a long enough time...
And I dream of... Marring Kit and adopting all the babies You know meet a nice bloke or gal and settle down you know the ushh

My life story... So, my life is well... Interesting. I came into this world a test tube baby. Seeing as my mothers couldn't have a baby on their own. So, anyway I don't know my real "dad" but that's okay because my moms are the best. Well, they were the best until they adopted 5 month old Bernie from Singapore 7 months ago. I was so angry at them that I did a lot of things that I regret. Like I got a girl pregnant... I'm totally kidding you think I would cheat on my Kitters, because you are totally mistaken. Oh yeah and I'm from the north. I grew up on an actual farm with like pigs and horses, the whole shibang.

I met Kit when I was 17. I think it was love best-friendship at first ummm meeting. Well, we met online. It was awkward talking to him at first because what if he was some sort of creepy stalker dude but then we accidentally met at a party of some of my K-mom's work friends and he happened to be there and it was all cool. Plus he was totally cute and stuff but yeah.

Anyway, when my moms found out about Northvale from me They totally wanted me to go and I already knew I had friends because you know I was already friends with Kit and he introduced me to these guys named Caleb and Jason we instantly became friends online. That's most of my life story up until this point. So judge me all you want, because I don't care I hate you anyways.

I was born to... Veronica Staffeld and Kelly Buford (yes I have lesbian mothers don't... Just don't)
And also live with... Bernie Cameron (who is like a year old because my mothers hate me)

My ooc name is... LeAnna
And I've been roleplaying...
The Secret Word is... PASSWORD ACCEPTED

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[The Council]

Bertie, you adorable little fucker. ;-; *snugs you both*
Claaaimsy claims claims~
extra brownie points for using the word 'shibang' in this xD