Into The Midnight Show [ROBERT]

[brent zachary mckinney]

The amused snickers that Brent didn't bother to hide were a big clue to how Robert had - as accidental as it might've been - just insulted his own hair because of him. Which was good, without a doubt. "I know." he giggled. Gleefully, Brent examined the obvious look of pain on his friend's face. Maybe he was getting some sick sort of kick out of this but Brent decided that he was allowed since he was drunk. Without warning he pulled off two more strips, using one hand for each.

Outfit: Clicky! ❦ Notes: 768% done with them already. ❦ Tagged: Jan!

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[robert janice bratus]

Okay, so something Robert had said was apparently enough to make Brent laugh, and he had no idea what it was. That was slightly worrying: maybe the alcohol had turned him into a comedian or something. A comedian that didn't know he was funny...that totally worked. "...Right." The siren decided to pretend as if he knew what Brent was laughing about and nodded his head in an extremely intelligent manner.

Robert's legs still hurt, but the pain from the first strip was starting to fade. Maybe Brent had a psychic sense that it was starting to become less painful or something because it was amazing that he knew just when to pull off the next piece paper and cause even more pain. In fact, he pulled off two, which made it hurt doubly. "You bitch, that hurts." The elder man would probably have started crying from the pain if it wouldn't have made his makeup run. Still, looking at his legs, he had to admit that this process was going sort of quickly and it would probably be over pretty soon. He might not be able to feel his legs at all afterward for approximately a year, but it would look brilliant.

♬ Outfit: Clicky! ♬
♬ Notes: I simply cannot. ♬
♬ Tagged: Sassypants McKinney ♬
♬ Credit: Connie! ♬

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[brent zachary mckinney]

Robert hadn't noticed what he'd technically said and Brent decided it would be for the best if he didn't point it out or they'd end up having yet another of their hair arguments. And they could get pretty nasty. Brent huffed indignantly at the siren, "I'm not a bitch, I'm just doing what you've told me to!" Being perhaps more aggressive than he really should've been, Brent ripped off another two strips suddenly and then turned his hand to glare at Robert. He hoped that had hurt even more.

Outfit: Clicky! ❦ Notes: 768% done with them already. ❦ Tagged: Jan!

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[robert janice bratus]

Robert was sort of aware that it wasn't a good idea to get into an argument with someone when they had the ability to rip all the hair off your legs in what was likely the most painful way possible, but he couldn't help it. If Brent was going to deny his bitchiness, then he would have to make it clear that it was the truth; the knowledge had to be shared with the world. Such things couldn't be hidden away for ever. "You are." Just as he said that, his friend managed to find an even more painful way of tearing off the wax strips, because such a thing was apparently possible. Despite the fact all he really wanted to do was cry because of the pain, Robert decided to emphasise his point once again, even though he knew how unwise it was. "Biiiiiitch. You are one."

♬ Outfit: Clicky! ♬
♬ Notes: I simply cannot. ♬
♬ Tagged: Sassypants McKinney ♬
♬ Credit: Connie! ♬

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[brent zachary mckinney]

It was clear to Brent how excruciatingly painful this appeared to be for the siren. So it was really stupid of Robert to insist that Brent was a bitch because that just made Brent want to hurt him even more. Aggravating the crossbreed was never a good idea, especially not now."I am fucking not." he cried, narrowing his eyes at his friend to intensify the anger behind his glare. Then he looked away from Robert again a ripped off more of the strips with as much force as he could muster up because Rob deserved all this pain. "Ungrateful little slut."

Outfit: Clicky! ❦ Notes: I 'M CRYIGN ❦ Tagged: Jan!

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[robert janice bratus]

Robert had almost forgotten about the pain in his legs- it was no longer bothering him as much as it had been- and was finding that annoying Brent was far too enjoyable, despite the fact it was making his legs burn. "You are, though. Just saying." The siren giggled as the other man ripped another strip off his leg; Brent was so easy to annoy and it was so fun- plus, the surge of happiness he got from being annoying helped take the edge off the pain of having the hair ripped ruthlessly from his skin.

After Brent's insult, Robert was tempted to pretend to be completely and utterly insulted, maybe even going as far to start crying. However, he wasn't sure how well he'd be able to act in his drunken stupor, so instead decided to go with the slightly more boring option of giggling even harder and turning the crossbreed's insult back on himself, simply because he could. "Nah, you're the bitch. Slutty bitch~", he slurred as an afterthought before beginning to cackle ever-so-slightly madly. He was so bloody hilarious, wasn't he?

♬ Outfit: Clicky! ♬
♬ Notes: I simply cannot. ♬
♬ Tagged: Sassypants McKinney ♬
♬ Credit: Connie! ♬

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[brent zachary mckinney]

He didn't think that this was the right time to start giggling. It was an annoying sound in the hybrid's opinion. Although his own giggles were obviously extremely adorable. Oh, let him rephrase that, he was just extremely adorable in general. Unlike his poor friend there, who, even as a siren, hadn't been graced with the ability to seem quite so cute. Then he blinked a few times, trying to remember what was going on since he'd gotten distracted, yet again, but his own thoughts. Oh, right. He'd just been called a 'slutty bitch'. He wasn't the one wearing the short dress with the heels and all the make up, so that was kind of rich coming from Robert.

It took a few moments for Brent to react but, when he did, it was done swiftly. He managed to throw his friend's legs off his lap and replace them with the siren's head after yanking on a chunk of his straightened hair. Brent didn't loosen his grip on the brown locks. The young man's face loomed over Robert's, smiling down at him innocently, in such a way that this was a totally non-violent thing to be doing. "You can either take that back and admit that you're the 'slutty bitch'. Or I can burn your hair off. Maybe your face too."

Outfit: Clicky! ❦ Notes: I 'M CRYIGN ❦ Tagged: Jan!

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[robert janice bratus]

It hadn't really occurred to Robert that calling someone a slutty bitch could be classified as offensive. Still, Brent was obviously offended by it, judging by the way he pushed Jan's legs off his lap with all the force he could muster, which wasn't really that much. Still, it kind of hurt when the crossbreed tugged on his newly-straightened hair- that would mess it up, for sure- and pulled Robert's head down into his lap where his legs had been only moments before. What with the alcohol in his bloodstream, the siren was even slower than usual, so there was no chance of him having any clue as to what the hell was going on. Robert couldn't help but giggle as Brent leaned over him angrily; he wasn't entirely sure whether he was meant to be intimidated by this or not, but he sure wasn't. "You what? 'Kay. I'm a slutty bitch, okay?" The elder man couldn't help but laugh at himself because his latest statement couldn't be any further from the truth: he was completely un-slutty and totally not at all bitchy. Definitely not.

The way that Brent was pulling on his hair was really starting to hurt, and he'd had enough of it. Trying to pull his hair out of the other guy's grip, although not to that much success at all, he looked up at him with an expression of innocence on his face- at least, as innocent as he could get, which wasn't very. "Please let go of the hair now. Please."

♬ Outfit: Clicky! ♬
♬ Notes: I simply cannot. ♬
♬ Tagged: Sassypants McKinney ♬
♬ Credit: Connie! ♬

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[brent zachary mckinney]

Brent didn't really want to let go of Robert's hair. He wanted to burn it to prove that he'd won but he was sure that his friend would get kind of very angry if he did dare to go that far. "Yep. You are." Brent agreed with a pleased half-smile. It was Robert the Slutty Bitch, not Brent the Slutty Bitch. He was... Brent the Hot Personification of Fabulousness. Totes.

He pouted at the siren in a mockingly caring sort of way. "'Pretty please, oh Brent, the beautifulerest guy ever born.' Say it. And maybe you'll get your greasy, lank hair back, sweetie." Brent's smile grew into more of a smirk. He was such a good best friend.

Outfit: Clicky! ❦ Notes: I 'M CRYIGN ❦ Tagged: Jan!

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[robert janice bratus]

Robert wasn't a hundred per cent sure, but he was pretty sure what Brent was doing classed as being mean. After all, best friend didn't usually grab hold of their friend's hair, threaten to burn their face, and refuse to let go of the hair, did they? That just wasn't friendly and stuff. People didn't do that. They just...didn't.

The siren started to get a little annoyed with Brent when he still refused to let go of his hair. He'd said what he'd been told to say; what more did he want? Apparently, calling himself a slut wasn't enough- now he had to say some ridiculously long sentence with words in it that Robert was pretty sure weren't real. "I'm not saying that!" There were two reasons for that: 1) it sounded stupid and 2) he'd already forgotten what it even was, he was so drunk. Then again, he'd probably have not been able to remember it even if he was sober: that was Robert for you.

♬ Outfit: Clicky! ♬
♬ Notes: I simply cannot. ♬
♬ Tagged: Sassypants McKinney ♬
♬ Credit: Connie! ♬

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