Jay's Cell

[alexander jay garcía torres]

Gonna fix this up later with updated numbers and crap.

• Brentie-Boo 0 7 5 0 1 2 9 9 2 6 7
  
• Ackle-Snapple 0 7 8 2 2 5 0 3 1 1 1
  
• Bree-Bear 0 7 5 3 6 4 8 7 2 1 4
  
• Arry-Pie 0 7 5 9 4 1 5 8 7 8 0
  
• Panny-Bum 0 7 7 6 4 3 6 5 2 8 9
  
• Daddy 0 7 5 6 3 0 0 0 3 3 1
  
• Yummies 0 1 9 1 4 8 4 2 8 2 7
  
• Mean Mr. Mack 0 7 2 3 9 1 2 6 9 6 9
  
• Sex-Bomb ♥ 0 7 6 3 2 5 5 8 9 0 1
  
• Hot Stuff 0 7 8 9 4 6 3 9 0 8 5
  
• Patty-Cakes 0 7 3 6 4 0 9 3 7 8 2
  
• Boney-Jones 0 7 9 3 4 6 8 7 5 3 8
  
• Miley-Moose ♥ 0 7 7 6 3 5 5 7 1 2 2
  

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*giggle* My cell's off. That either means I'm kinda up t'somethin' or I'm in danger. Better luck next time~

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

Hello, Rapunzel.

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

"Peanut"? Of all things, why "Peanut"?

No, I'm not high, Rapunzel. Or would you prefer "Princess Sparklebutt"?

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

Nuh, darling, you're always going to be Rapunzel to me. <3

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

You did seem pretty drunk when you gave me snatched the phone out of my hand and keyed your number in, typing "TEXT ME BBY xxxxx" as your contact name.

I also have a relatively hilarious contact photo of a very badly drunk you.

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

Well, it's a photo of you horribly drunk with glitter and puke and... well, I'm not entirely sure what that is on your face.

So it's just the standard you, don't worry too much about it.

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

You, fuck me up?

Baby, you couldn't do anything to me even if you wanted to.

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

Aww, but darling, you went to all the effort of making yourself look pretty, taking the photo with my phone, and even setting it as your contact photo! I wouldn't want to just waste your effort like that.

Don't worry, Rapunzel, you're still the prettiest princess at the ball, despite the odd choice of accessories. ;)

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

But I like this picture, so too bad for you.

And aww, princess, but it fits you so well!

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[tobiasredferne]

.:THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE:.

I'm in my dorm room lying naked on my bed. Feel free to join me.

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