Post by jasper richard monroe mulhern on Mar 25, 2013 4:33:04 GMT
jasper richard monroe mulhern
Hey, my name is... Jasper Richard Monroe Mulhern
But most call me... Jas, Jassy
If you want to, you can label me... homosexual
I've been on this earth for... seventeen
Which means I was born... 22nd June
I'm a... student
And only a... fifth year
I have power over... air
My eyes are... brown
And my hair is... black/brown
One could say... I'm kinda really small. Which is convenient actually, it makes hiding/sneaking around easier. Anyway, 5'5" isn't that short for a seventeen year old guy, it's just slightly unusual.
I'm normally seen wearing... band merch!
And I supposedly look like... Brendon Urie
All round, I'm... kinda dumb, I guess. I don't get a lot of things. Personally, I think that's better than being all snobby and 'FEAR ME, I KNOW EVERYTHING' like a certain few siblings I have. I won't name names though, 'cause that would be rude. And Ma told me not to insult anyone either so... yes. Where was I? Okay. So within the whole dumbness thing is my dyslexia but, meh, it's not as bad as those certain few siblings like to make out. Something else that I have to cope with is my ADHD, which is okay. It just means that everyone tries to keep me away from sugary foods and always fail because, hey, I'm a faerie, it's easy for me to sneak around and steal stuff if you refuse to give it to me.
Other than that, I'm... normal-ish? Sort of? Not really. But I don't mind being called names or whatever because I'm used to it; I come from a large family, after all. Just don't take away my internet or sugar and I will love you forever. I promise!
I'm in love with... animals, my family, hot chocolates, bands, the internet
Though I detest... cold weather, people that take life too seriously, being forced to exercise, healthy food, vampires
But my best assets are... my family and, I dunno what the word is, my never-ending optimism! That'll do.
However my worst... well, some people tell me that I'm naive, whatever that means. And that I'm 'not the sharpest tool in the shed'. I don't know what that means either, to be honest. You can just pretend that I do.
And I dream of... uh, being a professional hamster breeder? Possibly.
My life story... I don't have much of a story. It's my family who have the sort of interesting stuff, I think. We used to live in Birmingham but once my mum's little bakery gained popularity we moved to Stockland Green, an area nearby to where we'd used to live but it was less busy and more... I don't know, spacious. So we could could get a bigger house so my mum would have a lot of space to keep up with things. She had me and my brothers and sisters to help out, which was lucky. Except I wasn't allowed to do an awful lot. Nobody really trusted me, I just got to eat the scraps. But, I'm not complaining. I got paid with food to do nothing. Well, everyone demanded that I make them hot chocolates while they work 'cause it's about the only thing I'm good at but that was it.
Since I wasn't much help at home, I was allowed to go to Northvale because I'd probably get more useful stuff done there. The only downside is that I run the risk of missing my dad's visits home because I won't be there. We don't see him much because he's a soldier. Northvale's cool though. I like the food.
I was born to... Ruby and Jonny
And also live with... Andy, Joseph, Michael, Sam, Jennifer, Natalie and Candy
Not to mention... my two hamsters (which will have 6543457 cute babies, I promise you), Cinnamon and Graham
My ooc name is... Connie
And I've been roleplaying... a year and a half
The Secret Word is... PASSWORD ACCEPTED
